Boris to be PM in UK

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69) 07/23/2019 at 07:08 • Filed to: Bbc.com, Boris Johnson

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MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:20

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It’s like they think they’re in a competition with the US to see who has the more incompetent government. 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:20

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Let the resignations begin

pip bip - choose Corrour > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/23/2019 at 07:21

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Trump will always be #1 for incompetence

Svend > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:24

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Watch this. It’s so true. Lol. 

Svend > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/23/2019 at 07:26

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“Race you to the bottom f**kers!!!!!” 

Svend > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:26

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Nah. Trumpie only has a head start, the blonde yeti will catch up. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:28

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Goodie.....

Well this should be entertaining

*applies for Dutch nationality*

Svend > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/23/2019 at 07:29

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There is already intalking about ousting him as head of the Tory party and also stopping him proroguing government to pass through a no deal Brexit (which got passed) .

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:35

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Yup. They’re boned.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:38

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RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:41

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Agreed.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:43

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Dear UK Oppos. I’m sorry. :/

Ash78, voting early and often > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:53

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Or is he hyper-competent, just in ways we don’t see?

I mean, the guy can take a major standoff with a world leader and completely distract the media with comments about sending Americans “back where they came from.”

Media: “Who is Iran?”

This is either masterful, or just incredibly lucky time after time after time...

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 07:59

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We're doomed. What an absolute shitshow these last few years have been.

pip bip - choose Corrour > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/23/2019 at 08:09

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vondon302 > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 08:15

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That Russian internet meddling is good.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Ash78, voting early and often 07/23/2019 at 08:19

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Considering he’s a one man circus who bumbles from one gaff to another I do think it’s just dumb luck combined with stupid media.

I’ve considered that he actually knows what he’s doing with the distractions, but when you listen to him speak there’s just nothing that hints at a man capable enough to do that. Add in the fact that he’s never been competent any where else in his life and I just can’t buy that argument.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 08:20

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The UK is making it a good race though

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Svend 07/23/2019 at 08:30

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At night I’ll watch Bloomberg which filters out a lot of crap and what’s funny is back in January their assessment was “no one or country is dumb enough to go through a no deal Brexit” vs multiple commentators in the last month “oh god they erg  (Boris) might do it”

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/23/2019 at 08:31

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Funny you don’t which leader you’re talking about

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Svend 07/23/2019 at 08:54

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Need to update that clip...

Ash78, voting early and often > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/23/2019 at 08:56

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Yeah, I think I’m with you. Sometimes it’s just hard for me to believe he made it this far without being able to formulate a cohesive thought on his own. I could give him a pass on speaking, which is hard (non-teleprompter) but when his tweets are garbage, I realize his brain is just broken.

I was reading a great piece the other day about why so many people from the educated and successful (non-academic) to evangelical Christians continue to support him. Short version is “They don’t love him, they just thought Hillary was that bad.”

* The media and polls love to focus on the disaffected working class, or white supremacists. But the scarier part of his base are the ones who have multiple brain cells and consciously support him and don’t seem bothered by his insanity, as long as the economy is semi-strong and they feel like they’re being left alone. Naturally , these attitudes are mostly straight, white people from the Boomer generation.

Ash78, voting early and often > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/23/2019 at 08:59

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MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Ash78, voting early and often 07/23/2019 at 09:00

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Money takes you a long ways without needing a functioning brain. I read somewhere that had he invested the wealth he inherited from his father in the stock market he’d be far richer today than he is.

And yea, those people who don’t seem to have a problem with things as long as they are left alone are terrible. Is it bad that I’m sort of hoping the markets tank before the next election and specifically due to Trumps actions ? Maybe those people will feel like they have some skin in the game then.

someassemblyrequired > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 09:14

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Such a tool. Upper class & oldsters in the UK are as dumb as a bag of hammers.

450X_FTW > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/23/2019 at 09:44

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If the crack smoking mayor Ford of Toronto didn’t OD and die he would definitely be a top contender as well.

ttyymmnn > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/23/2019 at 09:48

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They both have terrible hair. 

ttyymmnn > Ash78, voting early and often 07/23/2019 at 09:49

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I have a colleague who said he is glad that Trump won. I asked him if he was still happy. He said, “Yes, because otherwise we’d have Hillary.”

So there you go.

fintail > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 10:52

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Your move, Canada

imadick > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/23/2019 at 11:09

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Is Boris the UK’s version of Trump? 

MattHurting > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2019 at 11:16

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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > imadick 07/23/2019 at 13:20

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Trumps lying with W’s dopey-ness

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > imadick 07/23/2019 at 13:57

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He’s a sexist, narcissistic, xenophobic liar with ridiculous hair.

Svend > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/23/2019 at 14:59

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Ye', it was a while back but you get the idea and it still stands. Lol. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Svend 07/23/2019 at 15:07

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Yeah, just want to know this guy’s reaction to the latest news! 

Svend > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/23/2019 at 15:21

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I imagine after shouting, ‘FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!’ At everything and everyone for an hour, he put his thoughts down on paper.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Ash78, voting early and often 07/23/2019 at 21:49

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There was a nuerologist going on “I keep hearing he’s playing 3d chess, brains are like a jar, and one can see patterns on what comes out. With trump, you have a bit of string, a chicken bone, yeah the possibility exists there may be a diamond, but everthing thats been pulle out is junk. Brains dont’ work that way. “

My boss is super catholic will go on and on how much of a piece of garbage he is and then end with “well he’s keeping my taxes low”. It really shows how shallow some are.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > imadick 07/23/2019 at 21:51

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Also knocked up his girlfriend while cheating on his wife and mistress.... so trumps fidelity. 

Dusty Ventures > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/24/2019 at 23:47

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Shall we place bets on how long it takes for a “no confidence” vote?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dusty Ventures 07/25/2019 at 01:05

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